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wirgin

the opposite of virgin, made up of the words were and virgin, because if your not a virgin then you were a virgin a long time ago so your a wirgin
shit mate have you ever had it off before, ive never seen you with a bird, course bruv im no virgin im a wirgin
by Apoclamite July 12, 2010
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sex soup

this is the mess that is always there after you have finished a session with your girl, both your secretions, and sometimes hair or other unknown objects now stain your matress or bed covers
rrrr baby that was fantastic, argh shit i just rolled into the sex soup, hahaha
by Apoclamite July 12, 2010
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bitch craft

when the female of the speices gets together with friends, normally to discuss the failings of there men and what they can do about it, this is know as bitch craft
alright mate where's your girl today ? out somewhere proberly practising bitch craft
by Apoclamite July 12, 2010
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release the beast

a term that can be used for many differents reasons, like if you are going to the bog for a number 2, or going to get your willy out for your girl, or letting your hamster out for a run
mate im desparate for a poo, frigging constipated ! dude toilets down there, go release the beast
by Apoclamite July 12, 2010
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Twattoo

A twattoo is a name given to a tattoo that is classless or ghastly, the word twattoo more describes the person who has the tattoo
Hello mate, I see you had a new twattoo done over the weekend, looks hideous
by Apoclamite March 20, 2022
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Apoclamite

An apoclamite is someone or as is the apoclamite are a people living in what is seen as the end of time or an era to which there is little too no chance of survival or recovery.
It seemed obvious that the end was nigh, yet still the apoclamite carried on regardless, not realising they were causing the problem.
by Apoclamite March 15, 2023
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Decandelation

Decandelation describes any type of light source that's starts to weaken or diminish in some way, be it a touch, a candle or the sun
So as you can see, we have reached dusk, the sun is now in a process of decandelation, which isn't good because my touch batteries are running out so it to is in a process of decandelation.
by Apoclamite March 15, 2023
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