Apoclamite's definitions

weed wise

weed wise is the term used to describe the totally commited stoner, the man who can gear anytime, anywhere, always has rizla and other things needed to sustain his lifestyle of being stoned all day, never runs out, always has weed, can roll anything, anywhere, wind, rain, you dont know how he does it, amazing

shit bruv where are we gonna get weed from now, we have tried everyone, i know who we can use, we'll ring dave, he can get anything in a crisis, his weed wise.

by Apoclamite July 11, 2010

post nuptial agreement

is an agreement between former lovers after they have split up not to sleep with eachothers friends or sulley there good name or fail to return belongings of that person

me and jenny split up today, dont worry though we have a post nuptial agreement so it should be amicable

by Apoclamite July 11, 2010

illegirl

a term to descirbe a girl you find attractive but is either under age, or currently unavailable, so would be wrong to try and make something happen with this girl

shit that girl is fit mate, i would love to get with her, dude she is 15 and going out with someone aswell, dam she's illegirl.

by Apoclamite July 11, 2010

travel log

the erection men seem to get when they are travelling in a veichle of some sort, especially happening on trains and buses where the vibrations, and monotomy causing tiredness thus arousal seem to be triggers

mate ive got to think of something horrible i cant get of this bus like this i have a travel log !

by Apoclamite July 11, 2010

nipple-ons

a name given to a girls erect nipples

mate have you the nipple-ons on that girl, careful they'll poke your eyes out !

by Apoclamite July 12, 2010

burger burp

the dirtiest of all burps, right after someone has been stuffing there face with macdonalds or burger king, then lets out an almighty belch, and the smell is that of pure evil, makes you flap the smell away like it was a bee after you

that big mac was goooood man, buuurrrppp ! arrr shit dude that reeks, proper burger burp, ewww

by Apoclamite July 12, 2010

keirse

keirse is someone who authors for urban dictionary, also a member of the facebook community, born an englishman, tottenham hotspur fc supporter, habitual stoner.

im an author and a member of the online commuinty, my name is keirse, this isnt my real name of course, this is just a pseudonym

by Apoclamite July 12, 2010