Andy Pipkin67's definitions

Carrot Fingletooter

When two or more romantic partners come into the respected holding of a gathering dressed in carrot uniforms and try their best to fart the stem off each other. you can only win if one gets pink eye or the stem gives way

“Yeah boys definitely come round tonight with your wife’s we can get a 8 way Carrot Fingletooter”

by Andy Pipkin67 August 28, 2025

Jerome GiggleFerter

A sexual act of 6+ black men twatting an under 6 female then proceeding to rub their rear end (ferter) on her chin

-Monkey 1 come over Monkey 2,3,4,5 and 6 we’re going to get my daughter for a Jerome GiggleFerter

by Andy Pipkin67 September 8, 2025

Gabagool goon

Whilst having rough intercourse and speaking fucking horseshit made up Italian to your respected lover then crying whilst listening to a song you never once heard in your fucking life but claiming it reminds you of your mum cause you’re a fucking spanner that thinks their Italian cause you didn’t cut your spaghetti when cooking it once

“Yes I’ll be having a good gabagool goon with the Mrs tonight as my youngest landed at tomato town last night really brought out my inner Italian”

by Andy Pipkin67 February 17, 2026

Gabagool goon

The act of having rough intercourse with your respected lover whilst speaking in fucking horseshit made up Italian then proceeding to cry over a fucking song you’ve never heard in your fuck facing life and claiming it reminds you of your mum cause you didn’t cut your fucking spaghetti in half

Yes boys going to get a right good gabagool goon tonight cause the youngest dropped tomato town last night

by Andy Pipkin67 February 17, 2026

Gabagool goon

The act of having rough intercourse with your respected lover whilst speaking in fucking horseshit made up Italian then proceeding to cry over a fucking song you’ve never heard in your fuck facing life and claiming it reminds you of your mum cause you didn’t cut your fucking spaghetti in half

Yes boys going to get a right good gabagool goon tonight cause the youngest dropped tomato town last night

by Andy Pipkin67 February 17, 2026

Hamilton

Home to many thousands of absolute roasts and chin chewing pubes with chocolate stains on many chins and located in the smack bang middle of what is most commonly known as a more populated Chernobyl. Wouldn’t bring your kids here in the unfortunate case of a severe bumming or them mistaking cake icing for crystal

Hamilton is a slightly worse version of trying to locate a brothol in Buckingham Palace

by Andy Pipkin67 February 18, 2026