All Bets Hedged's definitions

Blasting Burners

When 2 people press their buttholes against each others and pass gas.

My wife was made because she caught me and James blasting burners

by All Bets Hedged January 27, 2020

Meat out of the freezer

When one unexpectedly ends an act of sodomy with another in an outdoor setting with temperatures below freezing.

Preston was quite surprised when Chandler pulled the meat out of the freezer.

by All Bets Hedged March 31, 2020

Dom’s Bottom Drawer

A mans asshole

Bryce tried to put his totem pole in Dom’s Bottom Drawer

by All Bets Hedged April 4, 2020

N95’ing

When you cover a woman’s mouth and nose in semen.

Keeping ladies safe these days by N95’ing them.

by All Bets Hedged April 20, 2020

Touching Felt

When one reaches into another’s pants and grazes the top of the pubic hairline with their fingertips.

I wasn’t trying to be too forward but decided touching felt was a good move.

by All Bets Hedged May 22, 2020

Trade Winds

When three or more people press their buttholes together and pass gas.

Little did she know that experiencing Trade Winds would improve her sex life.

by All Bets Hedged February 17, 2020

Muddy Club

When you defecate into a tube sock and use it as a weapon

Alex kept talking shit so I hit him with a Muddy Club.

by All Bets Hedged February 17, 2020