Alien Entity's definitions

troll

One who posts a deliberately provocative message to a newsgroup or message board with the intention of causing maximum disruption and argument

by Alien Entity September 22, 2002

newsgroup

An individual area of Usenet containing text posting vaguely related to the defined subject for the newsgroup. Web equivalent is a message board

by Alien Entity September 22, 2002

message board

Web based forum for posting opinions and argument - mostly of an irrelevant nature

urban 75 is the UK's premiere message board

by Alien Entity September 22, 2002

Bollocks

1) The ultimate verbal expression of frustration
2) Utter rubbish
3) 'dog's bollocks' - can't be bettered

As a swear-word bollock is the dog's bollocks

by Alien Entity September 22, 2002

manager

Someone too incompetent to do any real work but who now has the authority to fuck up the work of those who aren't

by Alien Entity September 22, 2002

job

Means by which at least 30% of your life is stolen from you to enrich the owners of a company making useless shit that some other poor idiot in a job will buy.

by Alien Entity September 22, 2002

arsecandle

Term of abuse coined by Chris Morris, creator of The Day Today and Brass Eye

You complete wankstains, you utter bunch of arsecandles

by Alien Entity September 22, 2002