Alex and Rob's definitions

Hand Mustard

A term for semen, used in the context of masturbation or manual intercourse.

"Awww naw gurl. You done be jerkin' me off and I skeeted a load o' hand mustard on yo grill. Sorry fo dat."

by Alex and Rob April 4, 2006

Lady Batter Bobsleigh

A greeting used most commonly by people under the influence of the chronic bionic.

Phil walks into room of people: Lady Batter Bobsleigh and people reply aye!

by Alex and Rob February 18, 2003

Chronic Bionic

The sweetest skunk that is available to man and beast a like.

(Inhale the green) CHONG! Thats the sweetest chronic bionic!

by Alex and Rob February 18, 2003

hanscome

A greeting by people from Devon and Cornwall.

(Cornish Accent) Ello my hanscome!

by Alex and Rob February 18, 2003

bappet lugs

Person with big ears

(Scottish Accent) See er she's got bappet lugs!

by Alex and Rob February 18, 2003

Like

Word used after every other when drunk.

(Scotch Drunken Accent) FU Like I saw her first Like!

by Alex and Rob February 18, 2003

unicorn

Every name for a dick.

WOW that guys got a big unicorn

by Alex and Rob February 18, 2003