Alex Long's definitions

lemon law

In the first 5 minutes of a date you have to decide if you want to commit to a entire night. If not, you simply lemon law them and walk out.

Guy: Yeah, I work at Burger King-

Girl: You know, this isn't going to work out. I'm going to have to Lemon Law you. Goodbye!

by Alex Long February 11, 2006

slippery nipple

An alcoholic of rum and baily's irish cream.

I really wanted one, but i was to shy to order a slippery nipple.

by Alex Long May 8, 2006