Alex Brooks's definitions

Eggy language

A now rare corruption of standard English used to exclude non-eggy speakers..

Now being used by chav's in the small town of Corby.

Seg ma Deg - Suck My Dick
Neg Cheg - No Chance

by Alex Brooks April 22, 2005

Ledge Lording

The act of throwing massive baits of of ledges in order to catch slaunches.
Common Phrases used by ledge lords:
Psycho
Frothin

YTB

"Alexs Fishin is the worst ledge lorder"
"jonny brooks is a ledge lording durry muncha"

by Alex Brooks October 20, 2019

Powerbook

Easily the sweetest notebook computer ever made.

What the hell is that dude that is fucking beautiful.
***
Its my Powerbook

by Alex Brooks September 2, 2004

iBook

A lowerend notebook from Apple Computers.

Urgh is that a cheapy powerbook?

by Alex Brooks September 2, 2004

September 11

The day I may never forget

Do you remember September 11th
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How could I fucking forget!

by Alex Brooks September 2, 2004

lust

An overwhelming feeling which can often be confused with love for the opposite sex (also same sex, see poof)

He has so much lust for her he jacks of seven times every night

by Alex Brooks September 2, 2004

shit stick

The tool used to take part in homosexual activities.

That mother fucking homo uses his shit stick every night of the week. Reckon he's got brown cheese?

by Alex Brooks September 2, 2004