ADAM's definitions

dirth

imaginary word made by ignorant girls

Audra says, "there really is a word!!!! i just forgot what it meant....."

by adam April 4, 2005

balloon smuggler

A woman with big breasts under a tight shirt giving the impression of ballons being smuggled

hey dude check out that balloon smuggler over there....lets tag her

by adam April 6, 2005

deucefest

When a bunch of high-school seniors are on their senior trip and some guy gets paid fifty bucks to get crapped on in the face. Usually followed by the people watching having to serve a detention the day after they graduate, where they then get their diploma. deuce

This is the most disgusting, inhumane act of God I have ever witnessed, I wouldn't do this to a dog. - our superintendant after he found out

by Adam December 5, 2004

shezee

its in an eminem song ummm

for shezee ny nigger

by adam December 6, 2004

nobkins

the way to look at it is ,knob,kins suggesting kin as brother so you are a close relation to a knob whereby suggesting you are a knob which as you already know is an insult so its another way of calling someone a dick.Also see wanker.

"shut up you (k)nobkin"
"shut up you dick"

by adam December 7, 2004

muss

the clear liquid that comes out of the penis before you ejaculate

Man, I thought the muss was actually jizz

by Adam December 11, 2004

Lima Time

The act of giving someone genital herpes.

I met this girl last night at the bar; I knew it was Lima Time right off the bat.

by Adam December 13, 2004