ADAM's definitions

Abercrombie

The place where dumbass, flat-chested preppies and needle-dicked jocks go to shop. Why? Because it just makes SO much sense to spend $50 on a t-shirt with a stupid fake advertisement slapped on it.

Also known as "The source of all evil" and "Abercrombie and Bitch".

Walk into any highschool in the U.S. and you are likely to find some stupid-ass girl wearing too much make-up and gawdy jewelery wearing an Abercrombie product.

by Adam March 5, 2005

mud missile

A very large turd that leaves the anus at a high rate of speed.

Damn John, I think you cracked the bowl with that mud missile!

by Adam May 13, 2005

Brownling

A small child of Indian or otherwise, brown descent. May also be use for a child of mixed background with at least one half being Indian or brown.

My wife is Bengali, and we have such a cute little brownling daughter.

by Adam May 13, 2005

pulled

To act in a certain manner; to mimic someone or something.

"I pulled Brett!" Meaning "I did an act synonymous with something that Brett would do."

"I pulled a Britney Spears!"
"You mean you got married in Vegas on the spur of the moment?"
"Yeah, crazy, eh?"

by Adam May 13, 2005

Spankroft

Massive strength and dominance over everyone and thing.

"That guy is almost as good as Spankroft"

by Adam May 13, 2005

phillippwn

Similar to "own" or "pwn" but to a greater extent.

Was invented when someone misspelled "phillippines" and was told that he was "phillippwned."

Alternate spellings of the word are "Phillipone" and "Phillipown"

Jon's Been Phillippowned!

by Adam March 10, 2005

phillippowned

1. Be Beaten Badly at something
2. Like "owned" or "pwned"

Past tense of the word "phillippown"

Jon's been "Phillippowned"

by Adam March 10, 2005