A. Friend's definitions

Tent Time

A private place, usually a tent, where one can perform evil deeds in relative privacy. Commonly used by pornographers or people who are geeking in order to hide illicit materials from others who may covet them.

Yo man, Dave was geeking so he took his stash for some quality tent time.

by A. Friend September 7, 2006

J-Squirrel

(v) The act of squirreling away coveted objects, drugs, or paraphernalia while geeking. The subject often forgets where the items are stashed and destroys his habitat in search of the items.

(n) The specific subject prone to perform acts of a J-Squirrel or often caught Squirreling.

* See Also: Squirreling

1.) J-Squirrel geeked out last night, destroyed his camper looking for his stash not knowing he had consumed it all the day before.

2.) Yo, homie, Jim was up all night looking for where he stashed his drugs. What a J-squirrel.

by A. Friend September 7, 2006

Salameh

(v) (sal·a·meh) Displaying indifference while having your salad tossed.

Dude, Emil was tossin' my salad, but he wasn't good so I was kind of Salameh.

by A. Friend July 22, 2007

turtle mud

(n) The residue left on the head of a mans penis after performing anal penetration on a willing (or unwillinng "oops! I slipped") subject.

John: My daughter is moving to New York and my turtle dick is not getting any more turtle mud.

by A. Friend August 27, 2007

Parrotsite

n - {par-uht-sahyt} - A fervent follower of all things Jimmy Buffet. Typically a no life, middle-aged, pot-bellied, balding alcoholic that hangs around in karaoke bars singing (butchering) “Margaritaville” or “Cheeseburger in Paradise” to try and attract a mate only to end up going home alone and cross-dressing while his dog licks his legs.

John: Hey, you wanna come play poker that the Parrot Pub tonight?
Us: Nope, that place is too full of Parrotsites.

by A. Friend July 1, 2007

vomit rodeo

A successive chain of vomitting sparked by a preliminary vomit incident. Typically seen at high school or college frat parties; however, they can also exist outside of these natural habitats.

Hallie was so wasted last night she threw up all over Matt. After that, it turned in to a regular vomit rodeo.

by A. Friend September 5, 2007

omniwhore

(n.) person (gender indeterminate) willing to couple with anyone and/or anything capable of providing sexual gratifiaction.

Matt is a manwhore with few standards; however, John has proven himself to be nothing less than an omniwhore after actively participating in that donkey show.

by A. Friend October 7, 2007