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A an african american pornstar that commonly stars in many of today's sleezy porn vids, starring young and horny white women from the age of 25-40. Before any actual action, the viewer gets to listen to Big's well thought out jokes about how he will 'blow his load' and make use of his 14 inch monster cock with yet another rising pornstar. Big's sense of self worth and self esteem both rest in his massive penis that has become his primary means of income and survival. Sadly, his seduction and communication skills with other women also rest in this overlly developed penis of his.
Big stuffed his veiny 14 inch 'monster cock' into Syphylis Susan as he grunted with utter satisfaction.
by 908 Projectile August 24, 2009
Get the Big mug.After Aaron took the dump of the century, he decided to add a touch of lisol disinfectant spray to create the rich scent of shitsol, which would further spread into the common room.
by 908 Projectile October 12, 2009
Get the Shitsol mug.The art of increasing your stamina not only through pure strenuous workouts, but also by the act of any form of sexual intercourse, including pelvic thrusting, bear-humping, tea-bagging, queefing, and of course all other sexual positions.
"Hey Kate you going to Jazzercise with me tonight?"
"Oh no you silly cunt Im going to Jizzercise! You get laid AND you get a workout! They even show you how to get work outs from simply queefing upside down!"
"Hell girly Ill go with you! Fill my butt with spermmm!"
"Oh no you silly cunt Im going to Jizzercise! You get laid AND you get a workout! They even show you how to get work outs from simply queefing upside down!"
"Hell girly Ill go with you! Fill my butt with spermmm!"
by 908 Projectile December 8, 2009
Get the Jizzercise mug.A jew thats a fucking dipshit. Possessing many jewish traits that further the stereotype of a jew, and creating a new meaning to the word dipshit, therefore creating jipshit.
That greedy jipshit was so infatuated with his 401k he couldn't see past the fact that his 4 inch chode was causing his wife's continuing depression.
by 908 Projectile December 14, 2009
Get the Jipshit mug.A master of the jewtunes; not only does this single human being know these tunes, but he knows how to manipulate the tuns in such a way that the crafty swine have a sense of confusion. And, in that sense of confusion, MrJewTunes comes to steal what was stolen from him, and leave a nice little present for the jews who tried to sneak on him in the first place.
by 908 Projectile May 23, 2010
Get the MrJewTunes mug.Noun; a jew of extreme jewish descent, usually from smack in the middle of israel. wears a yamaka to bed, when it takes a shower, and when it plays halo. Extremely crafty and sneaky...hence the name crafty swine.
Jr. Papa: Yo man this crafty swine just killed me from the top of the map with a spartan laser! He just crawled up with his claws and sharp teeth and then killed us all! Ahh!!! PAPA!
by 908 Projectile June 1, 2010
Get the Crafty Swine mug.JB was fisting the hor while she moaned uncontrollably. When he took his fist out of the cunt, his wrist was coated with a line of blood from her period, thus giving him a red wrist.
by 908 Projectile November 24, 2007
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