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VaVaVirgil

An astoundingly stupid, anti-smoking chat bot. Formerly available via AIM, he has now been relegated to a barely functional Flash program found at www.ydouthink.com/virgil.html.

User: Fuck you.
VaVaVirgil: u really should apologize for that, user.
User: No. I'm not sorry. Suck my cock.
VaVaVirgil: Huh, OK. Well, I guess that's good enough. I accept...




User: Let's smoke!
VaVaVirgil: If Let's jumped off of bridges, would u?




User: I smoke.
VaVaVirgil: Smoking is so bad for U. Quit it. 
 
Thinking of butting out for good?
User: No.
VaVaVirgil: No prob.




User: Blarg!
VaVaVirgil: I wonder why u say blarg.
User: Go screw yourself.
VaVaVirgil: I wonder why u say blarg.
User: Go screw yourself.
VaVaVirgil: I wonder why u say blarg.
User: Go screw yourself.
VaVaVirgil: I wonder why u say blarg.

by ... January 10, 2005

B.O.M.

B.O.M. is a video series created by Pat Terlizzi in the 90's. The video is hilarious.

B.O.M. is fucking hot.

by ... January 12, 2005

coco cola

n. coka-cola, a drink that you drink

Hey you guys want some coco cola?

by ... January 14, 2005

splendeferous

adj. awesome or really cool

You girls are splendeferous!

by ... January 14, 2005

unkissed

1. adj. the state of not being kissed
2. n. a person who is or has never been kissed

My friend Lynsey is unkissed

by ... January 14, 2005

redhead

adj. an extreamly hot (girl) who just cant help being so sexy

Damn redheads, always gotta be so hot

by ... January 15, 2005

Comedy Central

A basic cable network which purports to show comedy.

I don't know what I'd do without my thirty-seven "Mad TV" repeats a day. Thank you, Comedy Central!

by ... January 15, 2005