... 's definitions

mike jones

A stupid ass black guy who can't rap for rabbit nuts. He gets fucked in the ass daily by Paul Wall, while Michael Watts watches them while crying and jacking off at the same time

Oh snaps dogg, did you watch that Mike Jones video?

Fuck no bitch, I aint a fucking fag.

by ... April 2, 2005

rap-a-lot

A fake ass music label based in Houston. the artists under that label can't spit for shit and have no rappling talent at all.

Hey, do any of the artists that are under the rap-a-lot label even make money?

Hahaha, your shittin me right? Rap-a-lot is fuckin fake.

by ... April 2, 2005

pompadour

a hairstyle, generally more common with men, where the hair in the front is combed up/high and usually twirled in a cone-like shape or curl.

- Conan O'Brien is the sexiest example of a man with a pompadour!

- John Travolta in 'Grease'
- All of the guys in 'The Outsiders'
(basically any dude in a greaser flick)

- Also popular amongst people in Rockabilly bands.

by ... April 6, 2005

Falmouth Academy

Pretty decent school with a total of 3 black people and (supposedly) 1 hispanic. Throws decent basement parties. Thinks 86 sucks. Everyone there knows that basketball is just a warm-up season for Lacrosse and Soccer. Not very urban. Actually, not urban in the slightest bit.

Seen that ghetto kid? He's not from Falmouth Academy.

by ... December 21, 2004

long beach island

the best place in the world


heaven


Mini golf, babes, beaches, waves, scooners wharf, fantasy island, bay village, dairy queen, acme market, that little old shack on the causeway, beach haven, ron jon surf shop-enough said

hey do you wanna go to heaven aka six miles and sea aka long beach isalnd?

sure lets go

by ... December 27, 2004

Ramstein

Ramstein is a US-amerikan Airbase,
the German band 'Rammstein' took the Name of this Airbase after something terrible happened there.

The catastrophe in Ramstein was terrible

by ... January 5, 2005

VaVaVirgil

An astoundingly stupid, anti-smoking chat bot. Formerly available via AIM, he has now been relegated to a barely functional Flash program found at www.ydouthink.com/virgil.html.

User: Fuck you.
VaVaVirgil: u really should apologize for that, user.
User: No. I'm not sorry. Suck my cock.
VaVaVirgil: Huh, OK. Well, I guess that's good enough. I accept...




User: Let's smoke!
VaVaVirgil: If Let's jumped off of bridges, would u?




User: I smoke.
VaVaVirgil: Smoking is so bad for U. Quit it. 
 
Thinking of butting out for good?
User: No.
VaVaVirgil: No prob.




User: Blarg!
VaVaVirgil: I wonder why u say blarg.
User: Go screw yourself.
VaVaVirgil: I wonder why u say blarg.
User: Go screw yourself.
VaVaVirgil: I wonder why u say blarg.
User: Go screw yourself.
VaVaVirgil: I wonder why u say blarg.

by ... January 10, 2005