Sam's definitions

beef

the last pull on a splif or cigarette.

save me some on that
ok but it is beef!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by sam June 23, 2004

yabba

too talk too much

stop yabbering on SHUT UP !

by sam June 23, 2004

Muffin Pants

This is when you wear your pants around your waist to tight and a roll of fat hangs over the egde, just like a muffin!

OMG look at the fat hanging off around the pants.

Yeah thats a muffin pants

by Sam June 26, 2004

special sauce

A sauce, found at all good takeaway outlets. Made from ketchup, mayo, salad cream (the more the more salad cream the cheaper and nastyer tasting it is).... and quite possibly spunk, depending on the outlet

'would you like any sauces to complement that tasty burger?'

by Sam October 11, 2004

semyon

someone who is obsessed with being Russian and says word way too much to fit in with the Russian mafia and wants to be with Brienne

Did you see that kid Sam?
Yea, hes semyon

by Sam October 11, 2004

8 foot sativa

a mean ass heavy metal band that originated for west auckland in new zealand . they have released 2 albums
"hate made me"
"season for assault"

hate made me tracklist ;

*before your suffering
*hate made me
*fuel set
*cock tease
*beliver
*its all so real
*growen aggression
*stolen life
*kick it all away
*8 foot sativa
*engine
*invention 13

season for assult tracklist ;

*Whats Lost Is Tomorrow
*Escape From Reality
*For Religions To Suffer
*Destined To Be Dead
*Hatred Forever
*Season For Assault
*Chelsea Smile
*The Abused
*Disorder
*Gutless
*Hate Made Me

step up step up step up for sativa
step up step up for 8 foot sativa

by sam October 13, 2004

Piss Flinch

A type of incident that should not be mentioned around the company of ladies, they suffer alot worse than men. a piss flinch is usually a drunken/stoned action performed (hopefully) in private when urinating. the 'piss flinch' is a desperate type of flinch involving the lower legs and hips simultaneously. a type of judder I suppose, resulting in a sparatic spray of piss over the floor to either side of the bowl/urinal, and occasionally into the stash of bog-roll if you happen to be at home. hmmm nice soggy piss cleaned arse hole for mother. With women, they can be catapulted feet into the air, of can be spun off the seat at a great velocity. this can result in serious injuries, and sometimes loss of rationality/piss (or both) - but these things are never discussed. I only know after extensive research. Piss flinch can also be used as a rather Facetious insult to a close friend, sometimes called neil, or Ning. this happy banter can soon digress into a slurry of vocal fumblings, and end in giggles of the funny type. yes, yes they can. can they? yes. is it? I think we all know.

...oh neil you fucking piss flinch!... ning, ningle mc flingle, fucking piss flinch cunt!. are you? am I? are you neil? Neeeiiiiil??? yes. piss flinched arse gruff nutted piss minch creg bitch. That fish bitch just piss flinched neil, did you see the tallons on that? yes

by Sam October 14, 2004