Sam's definitions

louisiana handshake

Sticking ones finger into anothers no-no areas, most likely the anus, and then pulling it out after a few seconds.

Put 'er there and give me one a 'em Louisiana handskakes

by Sam March 3, 2005

physucks

A term for physics when expressing severe frustration and hatred for the subject

"Physucks is owning my weekend" "Physucks serves no purpose"

by Sam March 3, 2005

carson kressley

star of queer eye for the straight guy, which is undoubtedly the coolest reality tv show. ever. also one of the top coolest gay guys alive today, even outside the world of reality tv. dominant male of the fab five.

im crassey for kressley!

by sam March 3, 2005

douche bag

A fucking white gangsta who tries and acts black, but looks look a complete dumbass.

"He Jimmy"
"Yo homes!"
"Jimmy, your a douchebag"

P.S - Jimmy's white

by Sam May 13, 2005

swing pipe

well hung

big swingy penis

Damn, that dude is swinging pipe!

by Sam March 4, 2005

nev'n

adj. (ne-vin): never to the power of n - never ^ n - (a variable indicating a large possible infinite number)

"I'm nev'n gonna eat my peas."
add "ev'n" to increase degree of extremity:
"I'm nev'n ev'n gonna hit that. Shit's tore-up"

by sam April 22, 2004

panda

panda used in conjunction with the word 'sexual' originates from an unknown south park episode featuring the comment 'sexual harrasment panda!" and has thus been used to describe anything that has high sexual status or value

that girls a proper panda
your tight top is well panda

by sam April 24, 2004