Sam's definitions

Carl to-go

Giving a Sac Lunch and a Hot Carl at the same time

Isn't this Carl to-go delicious? mmmmm.

by Sam February 26, 2005

The Ol' Monkey Claw

Le piece de resistance. Giving a Carl to-go and then finishing up with a Chili Dog.

And I thought it just tasted good! Man, I could take that Ol' Monkey Claw all fuckin night!

by Sam February 26, 2005

Minted

describes something in a good way

this game we are playing is minted

by Sam May 13, 2005

edbore

The sound a penis makes when you masturbate too HARD.

My penis edbored last night.

by Sam February 28, 2005

caiti

1. a girl who knows useless bits of information, watches cool shows like the Simpsons, eats burritos, comes up with cool words like "mow", comes up with cool catchphrases like "Holy Shit on Wheels
2. someone/something you sell in Turkey for crack money

1. Sometimes I wish I was like Caiti.
2. Damn...I need some crack and I am in Turkey...I better go get some Caiti's from the ATM.

by sam March 1, 2005

scratch and sniff

Any person who tries to sneak a sniff after allowing their hand to remain either in their pants or in the crotch region.

"Scratch and sniff is at it again"

by Sam March 3, 2005

louisiana handshake

Sticking ones finger into anothers no-no areas, mostly the anus, and then pullign it out after a few seconds.

Put 'er there and give me one a 'em Louisiana handskaes

by Sam May 13, 2005