Sam's definitions

bebop

A sexy, clever and funny boy with a large penis and ballsack. Pretty good with drawings too. Get's on people's tits alot.

"Omg oll plz" *teabags HPK*

by sam January 19, 2005

resident evil 4

A game that kicks so much ass it needs to import some cheap ones from 3rd world countries.

"Holy shit! Did you see that crazy fisherman's wife's head explode when I stamped on it? Sweet..."

by sam January 19, 2005

DP

short for Del Playa. A beach front street in Isle Vista, steps away from the UC Santa Barbara campus. The hub for college partying, drinking, sex, and drugs. Host of the largest Halloween party I've seen every year.

Girl: What are you doing Thursday night?
Guy: Hitting up DP for some free beer, there's like 10 keggers.

by Sam January 19, 2005

White Christmas

When two people are having sex in the snow and the male ejaculates on the woman's face, shoves her face into the snow until the semen freezes, and then grates it off with a cheese grater.

Hey man, I see that Jackie's face is still recovering from that white christmas I gave her three weeks ago!

by Sam January 19, 2005

muhallywop

muhallywop is a rare and special virus that makes the person who has it one of the coolest people ever

sam got muhallywop so now alyssa has to be nice to him because of all his new friends that he will make, she's just mad because girls named alyssa are inherently immune. oh well, i'm sure she's happy with her causticum

by sam January 20, 2005

Phil Valente

another word for stoner, bitch, whose too lazy to get a job.

Do you know Phil Valente, he's the guy with three flat tires.

by Sam January 20, 2005

blowhole

A blowhole-like act consists of anything that interferes with another person's reasonable enjoyment of his or her vacation. Blowhole-like acts include, but are not limited to, whining, nagging, worrying, being depressed, and talking too much.

Ray enforced the Blowhole rule on Michelle.

by Sam January 20, 2005