Sam's definitions

Upchurch

one who loves to fuck girls that are either young and stupid or old and fat

Damn dude, that chick is so fat upchurch wouldn't even fuck her

by Sam September 28, 2003

upchurched

to be pimped and stalked

That guy scares me, i think ive been upchurched

by Sam September 28, 2003

Apache

A popular, free webserver that runs the majority of websites.

Microsoft only dreams of creating some as good as apache.

by Sam September 30, 2003

Debian

A more advanced linux distro.

Debian is much more advanced then Mandrake.

by Sam September 30, 2003

aria

Australian Record Industry Association. Just like the RIAA, but they don't sue 12yo girls.

Tbe ARIA is one of the better record companies.

by Sam October 4, 2003

kewl

How AOL llamas say cool.

AOLLamer234123648172364 : OMG DIS IS KEWL
Me : Get my gun...

by Sam October 4, 2003

spangy

See Nigi

by Sam October 10, 2003