Nick's definitions

enterprise rent a car

a type of sexual act, an enterprise rent-a-car is where you rent a car and have sex with a girl in the back seat of the car. when the act is over, you kill her.

i pulled an enterprise rent-a-car a few weeks ago. i hope the police don't catch me

by nick February 9, 2005

spanky ham

a pig who enjoys deficating into cantelopes and returning pizzas covered in poo saying to the delivery man "we didnt order SAUSAGE". he appears on DRAWN TOGETHER

spanky ham is a strange pig who runs a sweat shop where he makes ling-link make shoes

by nick February 9, 2005

Rumpilingus

Eating another person's ass to provide sexual pleasure. Usually a result of a large chemical or alcohol intake that leaves you feeling so wild and horny you just wanna do EVERYTHING.

I came home from that kegger and I was so blotto I think I performed rumpilingus on my girl.

or

On prom night, we did everything shy of rumpilingus.

by Nick February 9, 2005

filipino

any one person who likes rice and goes crazy if there is no rice available.

Man! You seen him?! He just went filipino because we have no rice!!!

by Nick February 10, 2005

apocalypso

def 1. dancing at the end of the world

da bomb was gonna drop so i went apocalypso on yo plot

by nick February 12, 2005

doll

term of greeting for stars of silver stairwells and red eyed carpet tiles; approved by homosexualists everywhere; see mox

pass us that emma bunting, doll

by nick February 12, 2005

lvoe

The girl that I love. I swear, I will marry her someday.

I love my lvoe. she touches legs mighty good.

by nick February 12, 2005