Nick's definitions

Salty Samurai

When a man ejaculates into the eyes of his partner, while doing shots of sakè.

My fragile mind was warped after i ordered a salty samurai off the menu at the sushi bar.

by Nick December 20, 2004

A Final Fantasy

An act where a hospital hires a whore for a dying patient for 3 hours. No more, no less.

Mrs. Ramsey only had 3 days to live, so Suburban General Hospital granted her a final fantasy.

by Nick December 20, 2004

A popa John

When a steaming hot pizza is forcefully placed in an unsuspecting victim's pants.

Using Pizza with the intention of scorching genitals.

Josh pissed me off so i took my pizza and poppa john'ed him

by Nick April 12, 2006

Pancho Villa Slip n' slide

When 2 spanish people have raunchy sex on a child's slip-n-slide, while it's in use by children.

Stacey started crying when Jose' humped Mary on her front lawn.

by Nick December 21, 2004

Viking

A player of the card game "Magic, The Gathering" who not only is in their 30's and at home with they're parents but continues to go to lan centers and challenges little kids to battles.

Usually large, Nordic looking, and have long stragley beards.

Tom spent 400 bucks on magic cards. He is a fucking viking!

by Nick December 21, 2004

hottilicious

the ultimate compliment for the female gender.

hillary is a skanky bitch who needs to grow up. she's definitely not hottilicious material. sorrry... BITCH!

by nick December 21, 2004

What the fucking fuck!!!!!!

Derives from the German word "frichen" , which means to strike. It is considered vulgar, and is most often associated with those in fustration.

Where is it? What the fucking fuck!

by Nick December 21, 2004