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glass house effect

a.k.a. turned tables.
When your job gets reversed. When your shit gets all messed up just the way you messed up someone else's shit.

The concept comes from a fortune bubble gum wrapper that reads "Man who live in glass house should not throw stone."

This concept is often ignored when people do things for someone else.
Did you hear about what happened to Alice?
She's suffering from glass house effect.
She cast the first stone and just kept throwing, then one of 'em hit her glass house and, well, you can imagine.
I heard she did it herself.
by nick May 18, 2006
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cracked rearview

a corrupted memory of life. a jagged or jaded look back complicated by memory loss, grief, a horrible twist of fate in life which scarred or warped all sense of the past.

a cracked rear view maybe complicated by memory loss, drugs or medication especially if administered without consent.
Hey whatever happenend to that guy?
He's got a cracked rearview, I am surprised he can even remember who he is given the strength of the meds they gave him.
by nick May 18, 2006
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drug problem

a drug problem is when an unsuspecting person has been drugged by someone as a result of organized crime or some other form of malicious mischief. a drug problem is best usually ongoing and administered in a variety of ways through coffee, cups, clothing, projectiles, food or other sneaky means like toothpaste, contact lenses etc.
Some people use drug problems to destory the competition.
I don't use drugs recreationally and hate drug problems.
by nick May 19, 2006
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off your gourd

Out of one's mind, stoned to the bejeezus, fried, gone, out of one's element, kukoo bananas.
Hey, did you see that guy open that beer bottle with his teeth?

Man, you'd have to be off your gourd to do that.

Totally
by nick May 22, 2006
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junked out

state of being where one casually uses an illicit substance for personal or social enjoyment and then after enjoying the effects comes down, crashes, succumbs to slight withdrawal symptoms known or after effects which are the opposite of those which are euphoric or enjoyed.

common junk outs include the sleepiness of your junked out buddy after he smokes a bowl and eats a pizza or the crash that one feels after some coca cola. getting junked out can sometimes ruin your plans, as long as your not a junked out crack baby you should be ok.
Hey is Felix coming to the party?

Nah, he smoked a bowl after class and is all junked out with an empty pizza box on the couch watching Ren and Stimpy.

I hope he doesn't become a crack baby.
by nick May 23, 2006
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crack baby

1. A baby of a crack whore that is deformed.
2. A person you know that is high and acting retarded or unable to control themselves. Not a functioning social user.
3. A person that is addicted and jonesing for some of whatever they are addicted to, unable to obtain what they need they appear to be a crack baby.
I smoked a bowl and went to the Spring concert. I avoided crack baby status by keeping it together.
by nick May 23, 2006
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crack baby

1. A baby of a crack whore that is deformed.
2. A person you know that is high and acting retarded or unable to control themselves. Not a functioning social user.
3. A person that is addicted and jonesing for some of whatever they are addicted to, unable to obtain what they need they appear to be a crack baby.
I smoked a bowl and went to the Spring concert. I avoided crack baby status by keeping it together.
by nick May 23, 2006
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