Nick's definitions

beefy flappy woof woofs

big hanging cunt lips.

Rick: "duuuude, how was that chick lastnight?"

Nick: "aww man, you should have seen it, she had the gnarliest beefy flappy woof woof's i've ever seen."

Rick: "sux for you."

by Nick May 7, 2005

shootyouinthefuckinface

A simple word best used for bank robberies.

Hey! how do you spell shootyouinthefuckin face?

by Nick May 7, 2005

slip n' bleed from the anus

Is what they should have called the slip n' slide, would have been fun if dad checked for rocks.

Dane: "watch this ma'" *pttth, NOOOOOO! AHHHH!!!

by Nick May 7, 2005

hermaphrodite

Someone who has parts we both can enjoy

Who stole all my tightie whities? ..oh
It must be hermaphrodite...YAAAAAH!

by Nick May 7, 2005

beer thirty

a hypothetical time of day uttered in response to the question of "what time is it." when consumption of said malted beverage becomes an event that is either inevitable or required to proceed with life as we know it in modern society. No other time expression exists with beer in it, ie. there is no beer fifteen, or quarter to beer, there is also not a half past a beer or beer forty five. If it is not exactly beer thirty when someone asks you just say its getting close to beer thirty.

what time is it?

its almost beer thirty.

see also: beer:30

by nick May 9, 2005

milk carton

to dissappear or to make someone dissappear. To leave without a trace.

I could not get to the bottom of things so I found it necessary to milk carton.

by nick May 9, 2005

milk cartoned

past tense of milk carton.

That guy gave me a hard time so I milk cartoned him.

by nick May 9, 2005