Nick's definitions

Wonder Woman

verb transitive, to dress up like Linda Carter in the famed wonder woman television series sporting a golden lariat and tie ones partner up forcing him to tell the truth and having sex with him.

noun, the act of dressing up like Linda Carter in teh famed wonder woman televisino series sporting a golden lariat and tieing ones partner up forcing him to tell the truth and having sex with him.

Hey Gladice, I wonder womaned jimmy last night.

No way Sylvia, why? I thought you didn't like jimmy.

Some lady paid me 500 bucks.

Is that the going rate for the wonder woman these days.

by nick April 30, 2005

cheerleader

verb transitive, to dress up like a cheerleader sporting a couple of pom poms and having sex with someone.

noun, the act of dressing up like a cheerleader sporting a couple of pom poms and having sex with someone.
Hey Gladice, I cheerleadered jimmy last night.

No way Sylvia, why? I thought you didn't like jimmy.

Some lady paid me 500 bucks.

Is that the going rate for the cheerleader these days.

by nick April 30, 2005

nipular region

The area surrounding the nipple.

Uh, Jan...you have a little jelly on your nipular region.

Don't just stand there Nad, lick it off.

by nick May 1, 2005

gerbil

verb. to shove a gerbil up an unsuspecting fellows ass, typically done in a punitive manner for having sexually violated another man who was not homosexual.

They gerbiled Bert last night while he was sleeping soundly and then let a few gerbils loose in his apartment so that he would think it just crawled up there.

by nick November 17, 2006

breastices

plural of breastice. boobs, boobies, titties, funbags, mounds, rack, busom, chest, and tits. The fleshy mounds supporting the teet on females and transvestibules that, on the former supply infants nourishment in the form of breastice milk.

Look at the breastices on that chick, man what a rack.

by nick May 3, 2005

blown job

a job, usually done with this, that fails or does not work out as planned. Not to be confused with a blow job. A blown job can cause alot of problems for the person(s) who contracted the work.

Don't take a job unless you are going to do it right. A blown job can be disasterous.

by nick May 5, 2005

mizzike

never shuts the fuck up. talks to hear his mexican voice.

after fucking a guy in the ass. i openly told everyone i was a mizzike.

by nick May 5, 2005