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Schuylkill

1. A river in southeast Pennsylvania, dividing Philadelphia into West Philly and Center City. It's a tributary of the Delaware.

2. The Schuylkill Expressway, or I-76, also known as the Sure-kill Expressway. An entirely inadequate, dangerous road that connects Philadelphia with the western suburbs and the Pennsylvania turnpike. Expect delays at any given hour, often for no apparent reason. Traffic will suddenly slow to 20mph so that drivers can gape at a bit of interesting debris on the side of the road.

Note: No one from outside the region can pronounce the name of the river. It's not Shooey-el-kill. It's not Skully-kill. Say "SKOO-kul", or "SKOOL-kill", to be proper. Blame some explorer from the Dutch East India Company who could barely find the thing and called it Schuyl Kil, or "hidden creek".

The eastbound Schuylkill's backed up at the Conshohocken curve, with a gaper delay slowing things down from Montgomery to Girard.

by . April 14, 2004

Arzu

Gangsta, hardcore, raw or even ghetto

Damn dog ur sneakers are real Arzu

by . April 16, 2004

Patuk

(n.) Kitten loving neo-con british boy in love with Churchill.

Patuk thinks kittens are cute.

by . December 11, 2003

umbd

Not using common sense, forgetting things.

Them: I forgot to put my keys in the ignition when starting the car.

You: You're umbd!

by . December 12, 2003

assginity

Being in the state of never having taken it up the butt

I don't want to go to jail...I cherish my assginity!

by . December 14, 2003

snakebite

The best mtf player in the fucking world.

holy shit there is snakebite hes fucking awesome.

by . December 29, 2003

Daisy Chainsaw

A Band From The Early 90's. They Are Not Now Called Queen Adreena. Two Different Bands. Katie Jane Garside and Crispin Gray Just Formed Both Of Them...

Daisy Chainsaw's Mostly Recognised Song is "Love Your Money" But I prefer "I Hope All Your Dreams Come True" ...

by . December 31, 2003