Urban Dictionary

A process of "learning" something that makes you feel dumber.

Refers to a subject that is vastly or categorically set apart from the previous subject.

Unique in the English language as one of the few 'infixes' (as opposed to prefix or suffix). Other infixes include re-fucking-diculous.

To offer advice or suggestion to resolve a problem. Often used in context of emphasizing common sense, a very strong opinion, or to belittle/mock a person's point of view.

Likely taken from GamePro magazine, which used the term as early as 1989 in conjunction with screengrabs of video to capture reader's attention to offer advice on completing video games and tying the term into the publication's title.

When you're desperately needed because of an unfolding catastrophe, but you skip out to go somewhere less stressful.

A derogatory term for a person whose constant social faux pas, obnoxious mannerisms, unrealistic expectations and general ineptitude render them bothersome to an inordinate degree.

Away From Keyboard.

1. Propaganda released by police or sheriff's departments which present a rosey view of what police work entails.
2. Images of police officers rescuing kittens from trees and fixing children's bicycles.
3. Articles written about "hero" cops who save lives but ignore all of the tazer deaths and corruption in the unit.
4. The group think or gang mentality that is displayed by some members of the police force which asserts that police can do no wrong and are therefore above the laws they are supposed to enforce.