Urban Dictionary

something you say when someone lies to you, cheats on you, betrays you

A phrase often described to something that will be done within a short time, the near. Nobody knows how long the near future is, its a mystery. It is often used to shut people the fuck up when they will ask when something will be done.

A lightbulb tan is a tan gained from spending lots of time under a lightbulb. It usually results in people who are abnormally white. People who have lightbulb tans live in places that are in the middle of nowhere, are usually completely antisocial, and seem to never come out of their bright caves.

A pretty girl that has no other job but to look pretty in the passenger seat while her sneaky link/boyfriend/significant other drives.

A gentleman who has chosen to avoid hair loss or premature balding. He has shaved his head and keeps it that way, maintaining that look.

On October 18th, 2010, Jimmy McMillan debated on behalf of the "The Rent Is Too Damn High" party in the gubernatorial debate in NY.

His aim is to provide support to people who have lost jobs, help put a roof over their heads, and allow them to feed their families "breakfast, lunch, and dinner."

Jimmy McMillan is also a karate expert and a proponent of gay marriage.

Shit, shower, and shave (the British military called it "ablutions") was a phrase that originated in WWI, where the US military tried to "train" soldiers to perform certain functions ( to shit, shower, and you guessed it) in the morning so as to not be interrupted during actual combat (WWI was primarily a "daylight" war). By the end of WWII, combat was a 24 hour event, and they could never actually TRAIN the body to crap on command, so the practice was dropped. I've never heard anyone use it who wasn't a veteran of WWII. My dad (a WWII marine) used to say it in the morning and assumed that I (A Vietnam vet) knew what he was talking about. I just thought to myself "gee, dad, that's a weird thing to share..."