Urban Dictionary

Anyone who claims they are a "fan" of a particular sports team, even though they had no prior support for/interest in the team until that team started winning. These types of fans only show playoff interest, have probably never watched a regular season game, don't own any type of team merchandise, nor would they buy any.

A day where nothing special or exciting is happening.

A wing man that sticks around when his services are no longer needed.

The image of a whale being carried by a number of birds that appears when the Twitter website is overloaded or has failed. Failwhale appears to now have his/her own fanclub.

Word origin: from fail + whale (probably for rhyming purposes).

It's when you kiss one of your homies goodnight but like it's not gay cause y'all are just homies.

Used when "no" is too formal, and "nope" is too casual.

If it's ever capitilized, you're using it wrong.

another word for ticketmaster.

a monopoly that is in the ticket selling and distribution business.

also see bastard.